YOU ARE TUNED TO
THE PURPLE CHANNEL · CH 13
DON'T BE A $PUNC
LIVE · PURPLE UNC · BASEMENT STUDIO
A WORD FROM YOUR UNCLE · TAPED EARLIER · UNREHEARSED
Listen.
Sit down.
Uncle's talking.
They told me I shouldn't be on TV. They said "Unc, you have no roadmap." No roadmap? I am the map. I'm broadcasting from the basement on a stolen Comcast feed. I'm running it back. I'm running you over.
$PUNC is a Solana memecoin built around the most underrated archetype in finance: your uncle. No VCs. No utility. No therapist. Just channel 13 and a folding chair.
THE ONLY RULE
DON'T BE A $PUNC.
Don't fold. Don't ghost the group chat. Don't sell the bottom. Be on the couch, or be a $punc. Your call.
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